Evil Teething Monster Beast

Either that or Satan Spawn Awakes or both. Yikes.

This definitely seems different than Dylan's normal existential pain. She thrashes her little head around frantically all the time like she's trying to shake it off. Not her head, the pain. Aaron has turned it into a cute game where they take turns shaking their heads. I went on an emergency CVS run this morning. I asked two different employees if they had teething biscuits and two times got a blank stare that said what the hell is a teething biscuit? Also, why are you talking to me?

That's not such a weird thing, is it? I know Wegman's has some that Dylan loved last time she tried them so back to Wegman's it is tonight. I would say we go there 3-4 times a week these days because there aren't a lot of other places to get out of the house with Dylan in the evenings. And sometimes remaining in the house just isn't an option.

She can really sit up for a while now, although the precise length of time is unknowable. As with everything else new she's done, it's like she has no idea how or why she is able to do it, and she's not really sure she likes it, but she can't quite stop herself.

We realized today that we never checked the paper for her birth announcement.