Counterpoint: Last Monday

Another timeline! Just what you wanted, you lucky dog.

Midnight: Dylan up for the second time. Back down.

1:45am: Dylan up. Not back down. Try to save Aaron so at least one of us will be functional.

4:00am: Wake up Aaron. Skulk back to bed.

4:30am: Dylan down.

7:15am: Dylan up.

7:30am - 8:30am: Running debate about whether Dylan is still too sick to go to daycare.

8:31am: Dylan helpfully settles debate by yakking all over kitchen.

9:00am - 10:45am: Work while Aaron watches Dylan.

10:45am - 12:30pm: Watch Dylan while Aaron goes to class.

12:45pm: Painstakingly get self, Dylan, and Snuffy ready to go jogging. So much multitasking! Watch the baby, exercise, and Snuffercise all at once! And Aaron can work! Fatefully remove raincoat before leaving because it is too hot out.

12:50pm: Massive, quick-moving thunderstorm.

12:55pm: Back home. Pass baby off to Aaron, who was already on his way out the door to rescue us.

1:00pm - 1:45pm: Play with Dylan while Aaron works.

2:00pm - 3:30pm: Work while Dylan sleeps and Aaron is at class.

3:30pm - 5:30pm: Take Dylan while Aaron works.

6:00pm - 7:30pm: Back to school for a seminar.

Meanwhile, at 7:15pm: Dylan down.

7:30pm - 9:15pm: Free time! Rejoice, bake cake.

9:15pm: Dylan up.

10:00pm: Aaron down.

10:45pm: Decide Dylan would surely like to hang out in the bed while I sleep. Doze off.

10:50pm: Wake up. Dylan enticed, enraged by Mickey Mouse pillowcase.

11:15pm: Everybody down. Sigh.