1. Entrust Aaron with the care and tracking of his wallet. And keys.
2. See Avenue Q; spend the next day at work humming "The Internet is for Porn."
3. Plan a getaway weekend in Toronto. In March. Leave town at 4pm, which, coincidentally, is the same time the winter weather advisory starts. 4.5 hours and 40cm of snow later, arrive in Toronto.
4. Develop an enormous cyst that requires multiple steroid injections and now looks like a hickey right in the middle of your neck.
5. Don't post for two days; send Dylan's grandparents of all stripes into a panic.
6. Travel with your daughter, who has been sleeping like a dream. Welcome to 4am!
7. Check your passport expiration date the day before going to another country. Hey, that's next Tuesday!
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