My birthday is Monday so I suggest you start preparing now

For my birthday, I would like:

• Knowledge. Specifically, knowledge of where to get some fridge magnets strong enough to hold up the voluminous amount of finely crafted art Dylan brings home from daycare.
• Comments! Say hi. You can be anonymous or coy or passive aggressive or whatever. Let's go for 10 (on Monday's post), but more is better.
• A month of buying stuff for myself in honor of my birthday. Check.
  
• And finally, a new pillow. This one's sort of squirmy.