1) Aaron is in Baltimore presenting at a conference.
2) I arrive in the driveway alone in the car with: Snuffy, Dylan, perishables, chocolate, my computer, a thin layer of garbage, and various other household items.
3) It is hot.
4) Dylan needs to be put down for her nap an hour ago.
5) Snuffy's food has spilled in the trunk.
6) Snuffy needs to pee, and must not be left alone a) with the food or b) in the hot car.
7) It is also considered poor form to leave one's child strapped in alone in the stifling heat.
8) The cheese is melting.
9) The chocolate is melting.
10) I need to pee.
11) The fox already ate the chicken and is in the boat with the grain, so at least that's no problem.
What should I do first?
Hint: correct answers do not involve either myself or Snuffy and a diaper, nor do they include hyperthermia, ruined chocolate, or a psychotic break.
2 comments:
Immediately get back in the car and drive to Baltimore and leave the whole crew with Aaron. Nana
But what about the cabbage and the goat??
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