Class Notes

Snuffy '05 gives a figurative thumbs up to our recent discovery that the bench seat in Ford Taurus '96 allows for dog snuggling while driving. He is forced to give a thumbs down to the new prong collar, which has cut down on squirrel chasing by an estimated 50%.

Also down by 50%, according to a note from Kate '80, is the volume of mold in the fridge and bathroom, thanks to a homemade cleaning product scrubbing bender the other day. Aaron '80 inquired as to why it was only 50% and received a swift and brutal correction. Bleisenblog does not tolerate dissent.

Kate and Aaron are also happy to report that Rochester has been ranked as having the fourth-best commute in the country. They are taking full advantage, as their commute is in the two-minutes-on-foot range, although it can reach as high as Infinity while carpooling (so to speak) with Dylan '06. Kate tells us she has separated from Tomato Soup '00, but that they remain friends. That union was the product of a slyly placed "if you like it so much then why don't you marry it" comment. At least it is better than Tommy '88, who became entangled with Cheese while still married to his own sister. (sorry guys, the truth had to come out)

Coincidentally, Dylan recently sent an update to your faithful secretary -- she suspects her fifth tooth has, as they say, erupted, and a sixth is in the works. She plans another four-month recess before beginning work on her next set. Dylan is pleased to announce the successful launch of an all-whining-all-the-time three days ago. The campaign will be concluded at an as-yet-undetermined time.

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