Yesterday, 7pm: Wrench Dylan away from her best friend's house, sobbing, and wrestle her to bed.
7:15: Hm, I'm a little intimidated by starting in the hospital tomorrow. How about if I prepare by setting up my pda?
9:15: Maybe I could make a noose out of this USB cable instead?
9:30: Internet goes out.
10:00: I'll go to bed nice and early so I can think well tomorrow.
12:00am: Wind storm to end all wind storms. Power goes out.
12:01am: Dylan up
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4:00am: Dylan back down.
6:30: Kate up.
7:00: Walk Snuffy by daycare. Doesn't look like they have power either.
7:15: Daycare closed. Aaron pouts.
8am-5:30pm: Flail pathetically around hospital. How come no one else ever needs to eat, drink, or pee in this place? Also, these white coats are hot. Also, isn't it a bit much to have my first patient be in the intensive care unit?
Meanwhile, at 5pm: Power back on after 17 hours.
5:45: Sit sadly on front porch because I have no keys and no one is home.
5:50: Climb in window.
6-7: Whirlwind trip to find Aaron and Dylan at Dylan's friend's house, attend swim class with friend, and back home to wrestle Dylan to bed.
7:15: Can I go to bed now too?
7:30: Watch guy turn down life-changing amount of money on Deal or No Deal instead.
9:15: How about now? Done.
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