If you are, for example, one of my younger siblings, you have heard your share of Aaron and me making dire proclamations about how hard it is to find employment after graduation. This should provide some context (from the most recent Princeton alumni magazine):
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And here's another one to file under: this house is really a psychology experiment or possibly a reality tv show.
Kate: How come you aren't excited about the milk in a glass bottle? I got it as a special treat for you!
Aaron: blank stare
Aaron: blank stare
Kate: You don't remember that you think that's a special treat, do you?
Aaron: blank stare
Aaron: rifling through fridge
Aaron: Okay, where is it then?
Kate: in corner drinking milk from glass bottle.
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Now I would like to receive some kind of cosmic credit for all the things I have done this morning before Aaron gets up:
- Ran three miles with Dylan AND Snuffy
- Dishes
- Laundry
- Watered the new grass
- Provided breakfast for Dylan and Snuffy
- Vacuumed
- Cleaned the fish's water
- Posted here, you lucky ducks
3 comments:
I slept so that my blank stares wouldn't slow you down.
either aaron sleeps REALLY late, or you are superhuman.
Sarah - A little from column A, a little from column B.
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