Queen of No Pants

Aaron diagnosed himself with caffeine withdrawal. He has agreed to remain adequately caffeinated lest he find himself garroted with his mp3-playing headphones.

Hello, cracker. Well met.

Now, meet your destiny!
Dylan took a noticeably long time to fall asleep for one of her naps today. When I went to check on her after she has been asleep for a while I realized she had wriggled out of her pants. Well done, child.