It occurs to me, Ollie + Elephant Ears = Olliphant
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You know what is a surefire way to give your marriage a little stress testing? Deliberately enter into a situation where you are lost and both of you are carrying a child on your person.
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First interview: complete. I was feeling all spiffy in my suit and then I joined the herd of other applicants in their black suits and it seemed somehow less spiffy and more of a way to tag us for either friendliness or avoidance, depending on your goals.
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Dylan can do paint by numbers by herself. That just seems so functional of her.
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You know what they do when you get a cheap rental car? They try to embarrass you by giving you a purple PT cruiser knockoff and then asking...hey, do you want a nicer car for a few more bucks? I am impervious to your efforts, enterprise.
- Posted from National airport on the way home from a trip to Michigan because WHY IS THE DIRECT FLIGHT $500?
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