open communication is the key to a good marriage [or, ways the iphones have enriched our lives]

Scene: Kate is by the pool during Dylan's swim lesson. Aaron is across the park with Snuffy and Ollie, but within view.

Aaron: I see you

Kate: That's creepy

A: Are you too good to reply. Perhaps I'll come over and throw you in the pool!!!!

K: I did reply! Despite being too good!

A: Whatever. I'm going to throw you in the pool

[leaves ollie sitting(!) in the grass and starts marching purposefully towards the pool]

K: Too chicken

K: Bawk bawk bawk BAWK

K: Spell check made that difficult

A: I would be modeling poor behavior for the children otherwise you would be in by now

K: BAWK