Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
No cookies here
Unless you are a die hard pictures-of-Dylan fan, I think we can all agree it's going to be hard to top that cookie post. I am especially dumb after working on my research projects for three hours after Dylan goes to bed, which is what I have been doing lately. Hey, you could make a chart of post quality and time spent working in the evening! Maybe I should stop now with the science and the blog, combining thereof. Aaron has been muttering about peer-reviewed blogs and giggling, so I think that should have been a clue.
So! Back to the pictures. Well, one picture for today. Sunday morning it rained and rained and Dylan and I were looking for an excursion. Guess who has puddles galore and no cars on weekends and is 100 meters from our house? Daycare. Awesome. We took the pirate boots out for a spin. Luckily they kept the looting and plundering to a minimum.
I poured quite a bit of standing water out of the boots afterward. I think that's the mark of a good Sunday morning.
So! Back to the pictures. Well, one picture for today. Sunday morning it rained and rained and Dylan and I were looking for an excursion. Guess who has puddles galore and no cars on weekends and is 100 meters from our house? Daycare. Awesome. We took the pirate boots out for a spin. Luckily they kept the looting and plundering to a minimum.
I poured quite a bit of standing water out of the boots afterward. I think that's the mark of a good Sunday morning.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
On the Baking of Cookies: a Highly Sciencey Study
Introduction: While some have noted that cookies are low in nutrition and high in fat and sugar, others have argued that they are the perfect food, akin to breast milk but in no way limited to being consumed by small babies. In fact, they may be wasted on small babies, who reportedly can be tricked into thinking peas are dessert (although not my baby). Despite whiffs of perfection, a recently published report (see: New York Times of a few days ago, but sometime within the last week) suggested that certain tricks and techniques could improve Your Loyal Researcher's cookie baking methodology. YLR generally rises to such bait, and scurried out to procure the necessary ingredients.
Methods: As previously noted, eight cookies were baked more or less simultaneously with YLR's reading of the article. Four had milk chocolate chunks, four had 60% cacao bittersweet discs, and three of each kind were topped with coarse sea salt. The rest of the dough was also split 50-50 between the kinds of chocolate and left to rest for 36 hours. Most of it got salted also. The "make the cookies bigger" technique suggested in the article was not employed, as we think it is a gimmick for bakeries to charge more for their cookies and we prefer a nice bite-sized cookie, thank you very much.
Results: As noted by commenter MHC, the dough decreased noticeably in volume between being left to rest and baking. The resting dough also lent itself to sassy comments from interested parties who think they're funny about the dough being tired and what kind of baby is it that it needs to rest all the time? The salting technique could use improvement because YLR makes cookies in tight little balls, so the salt just perched on top of the ball and ended up in one little part of the cookie. However, that teeny little part was yummy, and reminiscent of Vosges' Barcelona flavor, with which YLR is slightly obsessed. Along with preheating the oven adequately, the resting time did improve the cookies' evenness and delightful goldenbrownness. The darker chocolate was enjoyed by 33% of tasters. Another 33% did not like it, and a third 33% was so excited to get her grubby little mitts on a cookie that she wouldn't have noticed if it were full of worms. A fourth candidate for cookie consumption was vigorously prevented from reaching the experimental setup due to potential interspecies bias.
Conclusions: It is hard to improve upon your basic Toll House cookie. Try all you like, the regular ones still seem just as good as all the ones you are messing with. I might try mixing the course seat salt in with the dough next time, and I do think the resting made them turn out nicely. In general I think the recipe needs a little more flour and a little less chocolate than is written on the bag.
Acknowledgments: Thank you to my family for their support during this stressful time of experimentation. This research was supported by grant #aaron.has.a.regular.job.that.allows.me.to.indulge.my.cookie.habit
Methods: As previously noted, eight cookies were baked more or less simultaneously with YLR's reading of the article. Four had milk chocolate chunks, four had 60% cacao bittersweet discs, and three of each kind were topped with coarse sea salt. The rest of the dough was also split 50-50 between the kinds of chocolate and left to rest for 36 hours. Most of it got salted also. The "make the cookies bigger" technique suggested in the article was not employed, as we think it is a gimmick for bakeries to charge more for their cookies and we prefer a nice bite-sized cookie, thank you very much.
Results: As noted by commenter MHC, the dough decreased noticeably in volume between being left to rest and baking. The resting dough also lent itself to sassy comments from interested parties who think they're funny about the dough being tired and what kind of baby is it that it needs to rest all the time? The salting technique could use improvement because YLR makes cookies in tight little balls, so the salt just perched on top of the ball and ended up in one little part of the cookie. However, that teeny little part was yummy, and reminiscent of Vosges' Barcelona flavor, with which YLR is slightly obsessed. Along with preheating the oven adequately, the resting time did improve the cookies' evenness and delightful goldenbrownness. The darker chocolate was enjoyed by 33% of tasters. Another 33% did not like it, and a third 33% was so excited to get her grubby little mitts on a cookie that she wouldn't have noticed if it were full of worms. A fourth candidate for cookie consumption was vigorously prevented from reaching the experimental setup due to potential interspecies bias.
Conclusions: It is hard to improve upon your basic Toll House cookie. Try all you like, the regular ones still seem just as good as all the ones you are messing with. I might try mixing the course seat salt in with the dough next time, and I do think the resting made them turn out nicely. In general I think the recipe needs a little more flour and a little less chocolate than is written on the bag.
Acknowledgments: Thank you to my family for their support during this stressful time of experimentation. This research was supported by grant #aaron.has.a.regular.job.that.allows.me.to.indulge.my.cookie.habit
Friday, July 11, 2008
Baby also needs to work on left shoe vs right shoe
In the past few weeks we have exchanged phone numbers with not one, but two couples with children more or less Dylan's age. Maybe it's different for you kids who have grown up with cell phones, but I rarely find myself in a position to give out my digits. One of the fathers muttered we don't normally do this... as we were both taking out our phones and I had to agree. So, this means I'm popular, right? Actually, it feels more like dating, but family dating. Instead of any confusion about which gender should be leaping to open the door/pull out the chair/pay for things, it is all sparklingly clear: it is the babies. Come on kids, hop to.
One of the families was of the girl who was in the playground gang with Dylan in that picture. I hadn't really registered until pretty recently that they are the bestest of buddies and we should probably get them together, but, whoops, they are. We ran into them in the park and they did their gleeful hugging thing in which Dylan is a somewhat reluctant participant and it was revealed that the other girl was the biter in case we happened to receive one/many reports of Dylan being bitten a few months ago and it turns out they were born five days apart. They ran happily off together and did you know kids that age can actually play like actual kids? They can and we all melted into puddles from the cute (except for the dogs, who as usual melted into puddles from the hot).
Also, speaking of the kid, she's been hoarding shoes. Maybe she heard Aaron say BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES one too many times?
One of the families was of the girl who was in the playground gang with Dylan in that picture. I hadn't really registered until pretty recently that they are the bestest of buddies and we should probably get them together, but, whoops, they are. We ran into them in the park and they did their gleeful hugging thing in which Dylan is a somewhat reluctant participant and it was revealed that the other girl was the biter in case we happened to receive one/many reports of Dylan being bitten a few months ago and it turns out they were born five days apart. They ran happily off together and did you know kids that age can actually play like actual kids? They can and we all melted into puddles from the cute (except for the dogs, who as usual melted into puddles from the hot).
Also, speaking of the kid, she's been hoarding shoes. Maybe she heard Aaron say BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES one too many times?
Thursday, July 10, 2008
A monkey, a bus, and a dog
Straight from London!
I guess all that reading my dad did with him paid off
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Cookies are not a sometimes food
You know how I am prone to compulsive fits of cookie baking? You are not helping, New York Times. I just made eight cookies, four each with two different kinds of chocolate and three of each kind with sea salt. The rest of the dough is resting in the fridge for 36 hours. By the way, is being wounded while opening salt different than rubbing salt in your wounds? Because it didn't feel different.
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As it turns out, making a poster is not that different from writing blog posts. It's all about trying to get the right mix of nice visual stuff and actual content. The content piece, coincidentally, is giving me trouble in both forums. But you should see my color scheme!
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I just can't get over how much fun it is having Dylan always jumping around doing her little gremlin dance and speaking her own brand of English. I think she's gotten over whatever was bothering her because she started sleeping and eating again, to a certain extent, and this morning she went and entertained herself for 45 minutes, which is certainly new.
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Aaron never gets sick or uses vacation days, so he has some that he needs to start using before he loses them. He took today off to do some painting around the house. Unfortunately, he forgot to learn how to paint first. Thanks for getting those groceries, sweetie!
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As it turns out, making a poster is not that different from writing blog posts. It's all about trying to get the right mix of nice visual stuff and actual content. The content piece, coincidentally, is giving me trouble in both forums. But you should see my color scheme!
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I just can't get over how much fun it is having Dylan always jumping around doing her little gremlin dance and speaking her own brand of English. I think she's gotten over whatever was bothering her because she started sleeping and eating again, to a certain extent, and this morning she went and entertained herself for 45 minutes, which is certainly new.
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Aaron never gets sick or uses vacation days, so he has some that he needs to start using before he loses them. He took today off to do some painting around the house. Unfortunately, he forgot to learn how to paint first. Thanks for getting those groceries, sweetie!
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Millions
So, where were we? Right, Dylan has stopped sleeping and eating, started chatting in pidgin, and prefers to remain within six inches of me at all times. Meanwhile, it is a million degrees and I have spent the past million hours gazing at (the all new all confusing) powerpoint hoping it will make a brilliant scientific poster for me. I am therefore functioning at about the level of a garden gnome and the best entertainment I can offer today is a picture of my pretty pretty dog. I invite you to enjoy the lovely color of his fur, the ubiquitous snout, and the nice floppy ears. 
(sorry...I told you...garden gnome)
Oh wait, I also have a Tip of the Day. If I should happen to mention that I am, uncharacteristically, in a tired cranky state, it is not strictly necessary, in your enthusiasm to support and validate my every word, to heartily agree and mention that in your opinion this state has lasted three days.
(sorry...I told you...garden gnome)Oh wait, I also have a Tip of the Day. If I should happen to mention that I am, uncharacteristically, in a tired cranky state, it is not strictly necessary, in your enthusiasm to support and validate my every word, to heartily agree and mention that in your opinion this state has lasted three days.
Monday, July 07, 2008
Almost Two
I think I figured out why everyone thinks their kid is a genius. It feels like some kind of miracle to go, in a matter of months, from grunting the occasional word or two to waxing eloquent on the topic of No Doggie Eat Shoe. For example. That is to say, I think we're coming close to actually conversing with Dylan, although she has retained many colloquial expressions and syntax from her native Dylish. I just have to say a word a coupe times (or once, in the case of dessert-related vocabulary) and she knows it. She's been able to count to two for a while, but further counting has been stymied because it's hard to say three. It turns out she actually knows more than that because yesterday I was counting to myself and after I said five I was really surprised when she yelled six.
Probably relatedly she's going through some kind of developmental...thing right now. She's given up eating and sleeping, I guess in favor of talking, and gets just hysterical when we put her to bed. Hey, she's up right now! She has also been particularly cautious, so you may not have appreciated that picture from yesterday of her floating by herself in a pool as a small miracle. She has been very personable and engaging lately, and also fairly quick to haul off and smack me, whether for fun or frustration.
Sorry to cut things a little short, but I have to go tend to the child (see: up right now).
Probably relatedly she's going through some kind of developmental...thing right now. She's given up eating and sleeping, I guess in favor of talking, and gets just hysterical when we put her to bed. Hey, she's up right now! She has also been particularly cautious, so you may not have appreciated that picture from yesterday of her floating by herself in a pool as a small miracle. She has been very personable and engaging lately, and also fairly quick to haul off and smack me, whether for fun or frustration.
Sorry to cut things a little short, but I have to go tend to the child (see: up right now).
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
Happy 4th
Hair
How to build a structurally sound tent
Dylan dodges the paparazzi
A bug's life
There just aren't words
This slide was angled at approximately 90 degrees
Maybe skipping the nap wasn't such a good idea? Hm?
Chicken fight
How to build a structurally sound tent
Dylan dodges the paparazzi
A bug's life
There just aren't words
This slide was angled at approximately 90 degrees
Maybe skipping the nap wasn't such a good idea? Hm?
Chicken fight
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Stuff, lately
Every morning we all get up and eat PANCAKES or YOGURT and we say Bye Bye Daddy and Aaron goes to work and Dylan says Daddy Plane Up Up Sky. It's her longest sentence ever and Aaron says he always wanted to be a pilot anyway.
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Snuffy and I ran past a grizzled old dude and his enormous grizzled old dog-bear, who he had to restrain when we went by by wrapping the leash around a large tree.
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Aaron and I have for years been discussing whether to tweak our land line/Internet/cell phone arrangement because that's the kind of thing we do for fun. Today a man from the phone company showed up at our door asking to re-evaluate our service plan. Yes, an unannounced door-to-door customer service representative from the phone company seems odd (why not use your "phone" services to give us a warning call so it seems more helpful and less life-threatening? maybe something for the customer service department to mull over...), and if Tommy and Aaron hadn't been hulking menacingly (you know how they are) in the background I wouldn't have let him in at all. But! He spoke our phone-service-plan-evaluating language and lowered our monthly bill and gave us more services. Any suggestions for new conversation topics for me and Aaron are welcome.
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Snuffy had his annual check-up today and he is in excellent health. The vet said she thought he was quite a bit younger than he is. I think he was blushing happily under his fur. And she complimented his muscles, which is vindicating because as you know we devote much of our lives to making sure he gets enough Snuffercise.
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This is a bad section of the playground due to the roving gangs of children who have staken claim to the tubes. Don't mess with them. That's Dylan's buddy there and every morning at daycare they run over and give each other a big hug. But otherwise they are quite tough.
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Snuffy and I ran past a grizzled old dude and his enormous grizzled old dog-bear, who he had to restrain when we went by by wrapping the leash around a large tree.
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Aaron and I have for years been discussing whether to tweak our land line/Internet/cell phone arrangement because that's the kind of thing we do for fun. Today a man from the phone company showed up at our door asking to re-evaluate our service plan. Yes, an unannounced door-to-door customer service representative from the phone company seems odd (why not use your "phone" services to give us a warning call so it seems more helpful and less life-threatening? maybe something for the customer service department to mull over...), and if Tommy and Aaron hadn't been hulking menacingly (you know how they are) in the background I wouldn't have let him in at all. But! He spoke our phone-service-plan-evaluating language and lowered our monthly bill and gave us more services. Any suggestions for new conversation topics for me and Aaron are welcome.
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Snuffy had his annual check-up today and he is in excellent health. The vet said she thought he was quite a bit younger than he is. I think he was blushing happily under his fur. And she complimented his muscles, which is vindicating because as you know we devote much of our lives to making sure he gets enough Snuffercise.
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This is a bad section of the playground due to the roving gangs of children who have staken claim to the tubes. Don't mess with them. That's Dylan's buddy there and every morning at daycare they run over and give each other a big hug. But otherwise they are quite tough.
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
Your feedback is important to us
Aw. Hi Everybody! (Hi, Dr. Nick!) There's nothing like a little pandering to make a birthday special. I thought I would respond to a few of the comments here.
Alana - your prize for being first is the status and prestige of being at the top of the birthday comments list. Congratulations.
Bryn - I will skip the magnets and go right for the psychotropic drugs. Then I won't mind the papers scattered around anymore.
Tommy - Perhaps you should try just a little bit harder?
Annie - You got the number wrong on purpose, right? Aaron and I have been debating.
Josh - I think that's the intellectual version. I like it.
Ducky - I always thought MY brother was Stinky. This is confusing.
SD & SQ - I DON'T KNOW who these guys are, but I can't get them to leave.
Aaron - I'll let it pass since you snuck that chocolate into my office, but next time you try to steal my thunder you may not be so lucky. Also, IT IS NOT JULY FOOL'S DAY.
Guess Who in London - Can you leave another clue or two?
Thank you everyone for stopping by. I had a great day yesterday, complete with my favorite pizza, and cupcakes imported from NYC.
Alana - your prize for being first is the status and prestige of being at the top of the birthday comments list. Congratulations.
Bryn - I will skip the magnets and go right for the psychotropic drugs. Then I won't mind the papers scattered around anymore.
Tommy - Perhaps you should try just a little bit harder?
Annie - You got the number wrong on purpose, right? Aaron and I have been debating.
Josh - I think that's the intellectual version. I like it.
Ducky - I always thought MY brother was Stinky. This is confusing.
SD & SQ - I DON'T KNOW who these guys are, but I can't get them to leave.
Aaron - I'll let it pass since you snuck that chocolate into my office, but next time you try to steal my thunder you may not be so lucky. Also, IT IS NOT JULY FOOL'S DAY.
Guess Who in London - Can you leave another clue or two?
Thank you everyone for stopping by. I had a great day yesterday, complete with my favorite pizza, and cupcakes imported from NYC.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Your Comment Here
(Ones on yesterday's post count too, thanks everyone! Those pictures were some of my favorites ever.)
You can be anonymous if you want. Fell free to congratulate me on making it safely through the age of rock star death, or just say hi. It's just as well because I've been a little confused about how old I am since Aaron's birthday five months ago.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
My birthday is Monday so I suggest you start preparing now
For my birthday, I would like:
- Knowledge. Specifically, knowledge of where to get some fridge magnets strong enough to hold up the voluminous amount of finely crafted art Dylan brings home from daycare.
- Comments! Say hi. You can be anonymous or coy or passive aggressive or whatever. Let's go for 10 (on Monday's post), but more is better.
- A month of buying stuff for myself in honor of my birthday. Check.
- And finally, a new pillow. This one's sort of squirmy.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Uncle Ducky
We have not one, but two sets of Dylan's grandparents currently gallivanting around the world right now (Singapore is apparently the destination of choice). Only one set, however, has managed to set up a blog, which is now featured in the links to your right.
The following post was originally written by Aaron, who was kindly trying to help save me time because I am spending most days trying not to hyperventilate about how much work I need to do right now. Sadly I can't help myself and subjected it to heavy editing (It's MY SPECIAL BLOG), so it is really a collaborative effort. So blame neither one of us in particular if it is not to your liking.
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Zach, the baby in the Blumkin family [sorry Dylan he beat you to it], rode down with us to NJ. It was our plan to have him babysit Dylan while we went to the wedding. This was a weekend he had long been waiting for, as I'm certain he dreams of being a nanny someday. However, his excitement dissipated once he turned to look at Dylan, as we entered Pennsylvania, and she happily cried out "JOSH." I believe his words were, "Like every other woman in my life, she breaks my heart." Advantage Josh.
Once we got into NJ, Nana took over babysitting responsibilities and proceeded to porter Dylan around the hotel on the bellman's trolley. My daughter the valise. I know that Nana showed Dylan off to all of her friends in the hotel, and I'm sure that the rest of the fourth floor guests were happy to meet her as well.
When the wedding started, Zach was left to care for and corrupt Dylan all by himself. At the pool he impressively coaxed his young ward to dangle her feet in the water (seriously, this is impressive. she is TERRIFIED of pools). Unfortunately, once in the pool she became afraid of non-pool, and decided it was best to no longer come in contact with the ground if at all possible. This requires some contortion.
Some readers may have witnessed what has been termed the "traditional father-offspring call and response" that Aaron and Dylan do where they take terms saying each other's names in singsongy voices until one of them passes out. Sometimes they allow other people to participate, but only if they have two syllables in their name. Luckily Mommy, Daddy, Dylan, and Snuffy are all in the clear, but not so for Zach. With an added -y on the end and an inability to pronounce Z's, Ducky it was.
The day after the wedding Zach popped his head into the webcam while I was Skyping with Dylan from Boston. He was treated to an entrusted "DUCK." Also, sometimes duck can mean truck and sometimes it can mean duck. It is like shalom in that way, except shalom means hello, goodbye, and truck. Later that evening, Dylan Skyped her uncle Tom, who was meet with an enthusiastic "TOM." Although her last uncle (unless Annie has become engaged to a nice Moroccan gentleman without my knowledge), Josh, was not available, when showed a picture of him on the computer Dylan tried to talk to it by yelling, "DUCK." Advantage Zach. I guess he deserves it for allowing himself to be decorated, although there was some retaliatory stickering of Dylan reported.
The following post was originally written by Aaron, who was kindly trying to help save me time because I am spending most days trying not to hyperventilate about how much work I need to do right now. Sadly I can't help myself and subjected it to heavy editing (It's MY SPECIAL BLOG), so it is really a collaborative effort. So blame neither one of us in particular if it is not to your liking.
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Zach, the baby in the Blumkin family [sorry Dylan he beat you to it], rode down with us to NJ. It was our plan to have him babysit Dylan while we went to the wedding. This was a weekend he had long been waiting for, as I'm certain he dreams of being a nanny someday. However, his excitement dissipated once he turned to look at Dylan, as we entered Pennsylvania, and she happily cried out "JOSH." I believe his words were, "Like every other woman in my life, she breaks my heart." Advantage Josh.
Once we got into NJ, Nana took over babysitting responsibilities and proceeded to porter Dylan around the hotel on the bellman's trolley. My daughter the valise. I know that Nana showed Dylan off to all of her friends in the hotel, and I'm sure that the rest of the fourth floor guests were happy to meet her as well.
When the wedding started, Zach was left to care for and corrupt Dylan all by himself. At the pool he impressively coaxed his young ward to dangle her feet in the water (seriously, this is impressive. she is TERRIFIED of pools). Unfortunately, once in the pool she became afraid of non-pool, and decided it was best to no longer come in contact with the ground if at all possible. This requires some contortion.
Some readers may have witnessed what has been termed the "traditional father-offspring call and response" that Aaron and Dylan do where they take terms saying each other's names in singsongy voices until one of them passes out. Sometimes they allow other people to participate, but only if they have two syllables in their name. Luckily Mommy, Daddy, Dylan, and Snuffy are all in the clear, but not so for Zach. With an added -y on the end and an inability to pronounce Z's, Ducky it was.
The day after the wedding Zach popped his head into the webcam while I was Skyping with Dylan from Boston. He was treated to an entrusted "DUCK." Also, sometimes duck can mean truck and sometimes it can mean duck. It is like shalom in that way, except shalom means hello, goodbye, and truck. Later that evening, Dylan Skyped her uncle Tom, who was meet with an enthusiastic "TOM." Although her last uncle (unless Annie has become engaged to a nice Moroccan gentleman without my knowledge), Josh, was not available, when showed a picture of him on the computer Dylan tried to talk to it by yelling, "DUCK." Advantage Zach. I guess he deserves it for allowing himself to be decorated, although there was some retaliatory stickering of Dylan reported.
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Made it
Flying standby feels a little like joining a subservient lower class, then playing the lottery to better your standing. Now all ticketed passengers may proceed to the podium for boarding. As for the rest of you, off to the side so that you don't impede the passage of those who through good breeding and hard work have obtained boarding passes. I'll deal with you later.
Getting on the earlier flight was supposed to be the difference between seeing Dylan before she went to bed and getting in after I am supposed to go to bed, but it didn't quite work out that way. After scurrying subordinately onto the plane I was all excited, but that faded as the captain announced that we would probably push back and then hang out on the runway for an indeterminate amount of time because of thunderstorms throughout the Northeast. We did get a good start on the planting ourselves on the runway to wait, but it quickly escalated into "Now they've put a hold on all flights on our flight path and if you look out the right of the plane you'll see why [cue huge, dark, ominous thunderstorm quickly rolling in over Boston] and screw this we're turning off the engine." You know you're in trouble when they allow you to get your portable electronic devices back out again.
The thunderstorm turned out to be quick moving indeed. I wasn't looking out the window and suddenly the plane started rocking back and forth. Soon it was just like being in a car wash, but for planes! Imagine that! It really was pretty crazy and the lightening seemed really close. Then all of a sudden it was totally clear and we were ready to go and I barely had time to shut my computer down (which admittedly takes a long time, Vista I'm looking in your direction) before we took off.
Aaron leaves tomorrow for almost five days. The chaos factor would have been more impressive if he left several hours after I got in, but close enough.
Getting on the earlier flight was supposed to be the difference between seeing Dylan before she went to bed and getting in after I am supposed to go to bed, but it didn't quite work out that way. After scurrying subordinately onto the plane I was all excited, but that faded as the captain announced that we would probably push back and then hang out on the runway for an indeterminate amount of time because of thunderstorms throughout the Northeast. We did get a good start on the planting ourselves on the runway to wait, but it quickly escalated into "Now they've put a hold on all flights on our flight path and if you look out the right of the plane you'll see why [cue huge, dark, ominous thunderstorm quickly rolling in over Boston] and screw this we're turning off the engine." You know you're in trouble when they allow you to get your portable electronic devices back out again.
The thunderstorm turned out to be quick moving indeed. I wasn't looking out the window and suddenly the plane started rocking back and forth. Soon it was just like being in a car wash, but for planes! Imagine that! It really was pretty crazy and the lightening seemed really close. Then all of a sudden it was totally clear and we were ready to go and I barely had time to shut my computer down (which admittedly takes a long time, Vista I'm looking in your direction) before we took off.
Aaron leaves tomorrow for almost five days. The chaos factor would have been more impressive if he left several hours after I got in, but close enough.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Lessons Learned, 6/23/08
1) Dylan may sleep for 10 hours in a row at night when traveling, provided I am in a different state.
2) I will sit and diligently work in the evening under the circumstances that I am staying at my brother-in-law's ("ducky" if you're Dylan) cool apartment in Boston and have no childcare or other responsibilities even though he may need to tend to many many household chores while I plop myself in the middle of the living room and peruse the World Wide Internet.
3) Jug handles! They'll get you every time.
4) I am so tired I am starting to see stuff that's not there in my peripheral vision. I find this adds spice to an otherwise routine day.
2) I will sit and diligently work in the evening under the circumstances that I am staying at my brother-in-law's ("ducky" if you're Dylan) cool apartment in Boston and have no childcare or other responsibilities even though he may need to tend to many many household chores while I plop myself in the middle of the living room and peruse the World Wide Internet.
3) Jug handles! They'll get you every time.
4) I am so tired I am starting to see stuff that's not there in my peripheral vision. I find this adds spice to an otherwise routine day.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
About that routine...
One or two or three of us will be traveling from yesterday until next Sunday. We did a brief stint in Ithaca last night, where Dylan threw her traditional 10pm-3am All Awake All The Time Travel Party, accompanied by her colleague Snuffy's 6:30am Let's Get Up And Play Right Now And Also I'm Hungry routine.
Hmm, I was feeling a lot more inspired when I believed that I would be lovingly crafting posts from my hotel room this evening. Instead, this post is brought to you by a two-hour flight delay and by-no-means-free wireless at Newark International. I did get to attend a wedding this afternoon (Congratulations Ellie & Conan! Sorry I had to leave to go sit in the airport!) and have a nostalgic train ride on the Northeast Corridor that I used to ride all the time in college.
Full disclosure here: this part of my trip is to pick up some data. Yes, I am a huge nerd, and no, I'm not entirely clear as to why an actual in-person trip is necessary for this. Perhaps all will be revealed tomorrow.
The screen's getting a little swimmy and the letters keep morphing, so I think it's time to focus my efforts on staring at the Departure screen until it bends to my will. Over and out.
Hmm, I was feeling a lot more inspired when I believed that I would be lovingly crafting posts from my hotel room this evening. Instead, this post is brought to you by a two-hour flight delay and by-no-means-free wireless at Newark International. I did get to attend a wedding this afternoon (Congratulations Ellie & Conan! Sorry I had to leave to go sit in the airport!) and have a nostalgic train ride on the Northeast Corridor that I used to ride all the time in college.
Full disclosure here: this part of my trip is to pick up some data. Yes, I am a huge nerd, and no, I'm not entirely clear as to why an actual in-person trip is necessary for this. Perhaps all will be revealed tomorrow.
The screen's getting a little swimmy and the letters keep morphing, so I think it's time to focus my efforts on staring at the Departure screen until it bends to my will. Over and out.
Friday, June 20, 2008
World Refugee Day
More info here.
Related really well done movies to add to your Netflix queue:
God Grew Tired of Us
We had a panel this year for World Refugee Day of four Lost Boys, who said they didn't need to say much more about themselves because the movie told their story so well.
Rain in a Dry Land (not technically available through Netflix)
I am impressed that the UN agency that runs the refugee program, UNHCR, is on Flickr, Facebook, YouTube, etc. I guess they know what the kids like these days.
Related really well done movies to add to your Netflix queue:
God Grew Tired of Us
We had a panel this year for World Refugee Day of four Lost Boys, who said they didn't need to say much more about themselves because the movie told their story so well.
Rain in a Dry Land (not technically available through Netflix)
I am impressed that the UN agency that runs the refugee program, UNHCR, is on Flickr, Facebook, YouTube, etc. I guess they know what the kids like these days.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
The Grind
For the first time ever we have stumbled into a routine. When Aaron was at the bakery his hours were crazy and erratic, and before that there were jobs searches and working at camp and moving. Then a new puppy and a master's and planning a wedding and a stint in South Africa and then some kind of child showed up in our house. Med school and grad school change all the time with different courses and projects and exams. Before Dylan I always liked to have a lot of sports and things going on, and we would travel on weekends a couple times a month.
When Dylan was born my activities and any semblance of knowing what was going to happen on a given day went out the window. For a year. Then she started sleeping on occasion and became very dependent on going to sleep at certain times. Eventually that segued into staying asleep for a certain amount of time and that led to me not being such a grump all the time. But that's another post.
To summarize, as of about six months ago we ended up with: no planned activities, little travel, a child on a rigid schedule resolutely opposed to sleeping outside the home, a high maintenance dog (Snuffy, I'm looking at you), Aaron a few months into a new job (Aaron, I'm looking at you), and me in the middle of my dissertation (Kate, I'm looking at me). And suddenly everything was a lot less chaotic than in the previous five years.
We get up and Aaron walks Snuffy while Dylan and I eat breakfast (Aaron is some kind of weird monster that doesn't wake up needing refueling). Then we all walk to work/school/daycare/upupinaplaneinthesky and stay there the appropriate amount of time. Sometimes I wander around town trolling for little refugee children to enroll in my study and sometimes Aaron and I eat lunch at home and sometimes I take Snuffy running at noon. Then we come home and Dylan and I eat our afternoon meal and we all go for a WALK or maybe to the park or market. Then dinner and bed for the wee one and one of us non-wee ones takes Snuffy out running. In the evening I might go back to do a little more work or I might grocery shop or clean the house and Aaron reads rumors about Apple products or whatever it is he does behind all that hair and maybe we'll hang out and I'll make him watch Top Chef or Top Model.
On weekends we do house stuff and make big yummy meals and go biking and let Dylan be OUTSIDE as much as she wants. Snuffy gets to play with the other big dog-uhs and sometimes people come visit us since it takes a pretty big set of pliers to pry us out of here these days (Dylan, I'm looking at you). My mom mentioned not too long ago that when I was ten she asked if I would like to quit one of: skating or swimming or soccer so things would be calmer and I said no because I liked all of them. And I think ever since then when faced with such a choice I have made a similar decision.
To summarize, recent posts about a smattering of crazy summer travel plans aside, we are now boring and predictable, and this is new for me and was not something I would have planned out myself. But here we are and I am ten times less anxious than usual and we're having a lot of fun with our creatures and we're outside all the time and all my posts have been pictures lately because I can't think of anything to write because it's like: Today we were out in the yard. Then we had a snack. Then Dylan was cute and so was Snuffy. The End.
So speaking of The End, if all goes as planned I have about eight weeks until I go back to med school. And apparently that's hard and unpredictable and takes a lot of hours. More importantly, it's going to mess with our Schedule. So I'm not sure where I'm going with this except to suggest that you stay tuned for the Summer 2008 Bleisenbergs Return To Chaos Countdown.
When Dylan was born my activities and any semblance of knowing what was going to happen on a given day went out the window. For a year. Then she started sleeping on occasion and became very dependent on going to sleep at certain times. Eventually that segued into staying asleep for a certain amount of time and that led to me not being such a grump all the time. But that's another post.
To summarize, as of about six months ago we ended up with: no planned activities, little travel, a child on a rigid schedule resolutely opposed to sleeping outside the home, a high maintenance dog (Snuffy, I'm looking at you), Aaron a few months into a new job (Aaron, I'm looking at you), and me in the middle of my dissertation (Kate, I'm looking at me). And suddenly everything was a lot less chaotic than in the previous five years.
We get up and Aaron walks Snuffy while Dylan and I eat breakfast (Aaron is some kind of weird monster that doesn't wake up needing refueling). Then we all walk to work/school/daycare/upupinaplaneinthesky and stay there the appropriate amount of time. Sometimes I wander around town trolling for little refugee children to enroll in my study and sometimes Aaron and I eat lunch at home and sometimes I take Snuffy running at noon. Then we come home and Dylan and I eat our afternoon meal and we all go for a WALK or maybe to the park or market. Then dinner and bed for the wee one and one of us non-wee ones takes Snuffy out running. In the evening I might go back to do a little more work or I might grocery shop or clean the house and Aaron reads rumors about Apple products or whatever it is he does behind all that hair and maybe we'll hang out and I'll make him watch Top Chef or Top Model.
On weekends we do house stuff and make big yummy meals and go biking and let Dylan be OUTSIDE as much as she wants. Snuffy gets to play with the other big dog-uhs and sometimes people come visit us since it takes a pretty big set of pliers to pry us out of here these days (Dylan, I'm looking at you). My mom mentioned not too long ago that when I was ten she asked if I would like to quit one of: skating or swimming or soccer so things would be calmer and I said no because I liked all of them. And I think ever since then when faced with such a choice I have made a similar decision.
To summarize, recent posts about a smattering of crazy summer travel plans aside, we are now boring and predictable, and this is new for me and was not something I would have planned out myself. But here we are and I am ten times less anxious than usual and we're having a lot of fun with our creatures and we're outside all the time and all my posts have been pictures lately because I can't think of anything to write because it's like: Today we were out in the yard. Then we had a snack. Then Dylan was cute and so was Snuffy. The End.
So speaking of The End, if all goes as planned I have about eight weeks until I go back to med school. And apparently that's hard and unpredictable and takes a lot of hours. More importantly, it's going to mess with our Schedule. So I'm not sure where I'm going with this except to suggest that you stay tuned for the Summer 2008 Bleisenbergs Return To Chaos Countdown.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
His pony name would be Sparkles
Aaron feels the book he got for Father's Day, My Father the Dog, is patronizing. I don't know what he's talking about. We told him what a good boy he was for reading it and everything.
Perhaps he prefers to think of himself as a pony?
Perhaps he prefers to think of himself as a pony?
Monday, June 16, 2008
The votes are in...
...and Internet porn has it! Starting today, Bleisenblog will feature, for your viewing pleasure, *&%$ ^#$* ^**&$! Just kidding! Actually, it was a tie for first place, between porn and a pyramid scheme. I think the logical option is to combine the two--make one adult video, send it to your ten best friends, receive thousands over the next ten years! It's foolproof! And also send me your credit card information!
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You know how in disney movies elephants are scared of mice? That gives you a good picture of what Dylan is like with ants. She'll see one on the sidewalk and point to it and do a little scared dance and yell NO NO NO and scamper away with her penguin-run-waddle.
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The cat two houses down used the opportunity of Snuffy's absence to express his undying love for Dylan. I didn't know it was possible for cats to run over excitedly to be petted. My impression was that they generally hang out in the corner disdainfully ignoring you. But I'm allergic so I don't have much real world experience on this one. Anyway, this cat (possibly named Mr. Cat) will come running if he sees Dylan and flop down next to her for a belly rub. She is delighted because most of the furry beasts of her experience outweigh her by a good 50+ pounds and this one is more her size. I've noticed much less cat love since Snuffy came back, with his stereotypical views on the cat subject.
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And now, a little Art by Kate. I think you can assume that these little sketches will be worth a pretty penny one day, as will early drafts of blog posts jotted on cocktail napkins.
This one I drew while Aaron was away to explain where he was ('up up in the sky in a plane' for three days, as it turned out). There is still some lingering confusion when he goes to work as to whether that involves a plane flight.
This one was for when Snuffy was out of town, possibly in a plane. He's a dog who has a lot of business to attend to.
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You know how in disney movies elephants are scared of mice? That gives you a good picture of what Dylan is like with ants. She'll see one on the sidewalk and point to it and do a little scared dance and yell NO NO NO and scamper away with her penguin-run-waddle.
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The cat two houses down used the opportunity of Snuffy's absence to express his undying love for Dylan. I didn't know it was possible for cats to run over excitedly to be petted. My impression was that they generally hang out in the corner disdainfully ignoring you. But I'm allergic so I don't have much real world experience on this one. Anyway, this cat (possibly named Mr. Cat) will come running if he sees Dylan and flop down next to her for a belly rub. She is delighted because most of the furry beasts of her experience outweigh her by a good 50+ pounds and this one is more her size. I've noticed much less cat love since Snuffy came back, with his stereotypical views on the cat subject.
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And now, a little Art by Kate. I think you can assume that these little sketches will be worth a pretty penny one day, as will early drafts of blog posts jotted on cocktail napkins.
This one I drew while Aaron was away to explain where he was ('up up in the sky in a plane' for three days, as it turned out). There is still some lingering confusion when he goes to work as to whether that involves a plane flight.
This one was for when Snuffy was out of town, possibly in a plane. He's a dog who has a lot of business to attend to.
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