After I triumphantly accomplished several mundane but insistent tasks...
"It must be nice having me home to administer the household!"
"... ... ...Yes. But I pay for it in other ways."
*****
"Hey Dylan, if you have three cupcakes and Ollie has two cupcakes, how many cupcakes are there?"
"A lot!"
*****
First thing in the morning...
"Daddy, can I have a treat?"
"No!"
"But I have those M&Ms from Rachel's birthday! I just don't want them to go bad."
[Next we will be telling her about the brief shelf life of vodka]
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