Step 1: Have the baby
Step 2: Breastfeed the baby
Step 3: Decide the baby has a food sensitivity and stop eating lots of things
Step 4: Decide it's not working and stop eating even more things until your diet consists of only potatoes, rice, squash, pears, and turkey; note sadly non-vegetarian nature of turkey
Step 5: Only eat when you're hungry because your diet is boring and involves no chocolate and turkey makes you feel sort of sick but you think you were getting cramps from not getting enough protein
Step 6: Try to figure out if it's working after two days; maybe. maybe not.
Step 7 (hypothetical): Start reintroducing foods after two weeks; perhaps regain the baby weight
ps. No pictures until we locate our camera or are regrettably forced to buy a brand new shiny one with many more megapixels. We had a lot of great ones from seeing great-grandpa Poppy and from dinner with Melanie and David last Friday, so we hope to find it even if we have to get a new one.
pps. I want those huge stuffed hands! Totally necessary!
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